5.24 ~ 10pm
free show on Pint Night (cheap pints, half-off snacks)
Nic Stefan Kobrehel esquire is a fraud. A snake oil salesman from the lowest rung of humanity. A despicable, shameless, pathological liar. A nefarious loner who infiltrates and poisons countless communities, families, and various youth organizations.
If you play cards with him, he will cheat.
If you give him a loan he will default.
If you shake his hand it will be clammy.
If he makes you a sandwich it will have poo in it.
'Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor I met a girl so fair, as well as Nic Kobrehel - Led Zeppelin
He is a malevolent, spiteful creature in service of the immortal Hecate. Hellbent on the proliferation of all things nasty, wicked, and things that bum you out.
Do not venture from your humble hovels the evening of Wednesday May 24th, for this venomous villain will be spewing his slanderous, syphilitic ramblings upon any lost and forgotten souls that may be lured to Pioneer for $4 Pint Night, half off snacks and DJ sounds.